"If you find yourself attracted to a man, it might just be a woman in disguise."
"My cat food smells like goldfish. I've never tried it though."
"Well I would hope you've never tried your cat poop."
"I'm reconsidering the whole nun thing."
"I think another moral of Mulan is that sometimes it's just necessary to cross-dress."
"I'm like one sixteenth Pocahontas."
"Me too!"
"With Spain coming up my sleeping schedule is going to be all catty whompus anyways."
"Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a bear. They get to hibernate. And they're so big. And they get to fish with their paws. They just bat fish out of the water!"
"I wish I had a raccoon to braid my hair."
"I hope someday some guy will realize that I'm a diamond in the rough."
Moral of Aladdin... Lie and steal to get what you want, just because you steal doesn't mean you're a bad person, you should always give your food to children - unless you're a monkey, then you can keep it, pretending to be mentally handicapped will get you out of going to jail
"Our biological princess clocks are ticking."
"I always thought the sultan was a girl...I never noticed he had a beard - and Jasmine calls him father..."
"If it was ok to have a pet tiger, my friend would totally have one."
"I would have a bear."
*see 10 reasons why there should be bear week instead of shark week*
"Did you know it's Thursday?"
"Yeah, it's after midnight."
"oh..."
"You know what's really cute?"
"Me."
"My puppy is like a human infant. Except you can put him outside when he's bad. You can't do that with a baby."
"I was beyond embarrassing. I wouldn't have been friends with me."
"We should start an acapella group. We could be a barbershop quartet."
"Chips Deluxe...more like Chips sucks."
"I don't know if I want to go to the convent to glorify God or if it's just because I'm scared of being alone."
"Your mom's face is your dog's face."
These are just some of the highlights. But to really appreciate the rest...well you just would have to have been there. I am so thankful for my dear friends Katy, Megan, and Julie and I love our Christmas dpm's!